Awoke feeling markedly fresher than the previous night. We got out and had breakfast immediately, and told ourselves that under no circumstances would we miss lunch again today. We also swore on high that we'd not be on the road for 13 hours or more today. Our plan was to see Blarney Castle and then Waterford for the Waterford Crystal plant. We were spending the night in Dublin, and before we left Belfast, I had booked another Holiday Inn room near the Dublin Airport. The completion of our loop around the island. I did give Colleen the option to drive, but she hasn't driven a stick since we traded in her Mustang, and the left hand shifting made her feel a bit nervous about it, so she handed the keys back to me and we were off once again. Cork to Waterford was
76 km and Cork to Dublin was
156 km total, so whether or not we intended it, we were going to be on the road a fairly large part of the day again today.
Blarney Castle..............I am not sure what really to say about
Blarney Castle. Everyone around us was American, with the exception of a few English, and the Irish that worked the site. It was a total tourist trap. We had to queue to walk up to the top of the tower, and that was at least 45 minutes. When we got to the top, we saw why. The line was slow moving as each tourist was leaned over a hole, asked to grab the iron bars, and kiss the blarney stone. Now, I found on the Internet an article that at least gave me pause for concern. Whether or not the
legend was really true, Colleen pointed out that even if the workers hadn't relieved themselves on the stone, there had been several million pairs of lips on the rock, and there was no way she was going to kiss it. So, in the end, we took a picture of the stone, and got some decent shots from the top of the tower. Back in to a queue heading down the stairs, and we were out of the castle. We did take advantage of the Rock Close that was built supposedly on top of an old Druid site, and saw some pretty interesting rock formations that had been sculpted to look natural. A couple souvenirs, and we were out the door, on our way to Waterford. We missed the chance to see
Desmond Castle in Kinsale, but it was due South on a regional road, and I didn't want to miss the crystal tour.
We did, however, stop at
Barryscourt Castle which was on the way from Cork to Waterford. It was more a large house, and was not considered either a defensive castle or a show castle. The place was mostly deserted and when we got there, we were the only ones on our tour. That allowed us some really quality time with the tour guide, and she shared that the castle ended up being owned by two Australian sisters who had no idea they had lineage with nobility in Ireland. She also said that they got very few visitors to this castle, as it wasn't signed well. Considering it was on the touring map Sacha gave us, and did have an exit marked on the road, I am not exactly sure what that meant to her. Still, it was a fascinating look at a 16th century tower house and to hear its history in relation to Cork and the surrounding area. Colleen and I agreed of the two castles, this was the better tourist experience.
We drove past Midleton, where Jameson Irish whiskey is actually distilled now. We didn't go in. I knew I was a convert. :-) We stopped for lunch in Dungarvan, and ate at a quaint little greasy spoon that reminded me of Greek diners in NYC. It was very tasty, though I missed the chance to try the garlic fries, which is a garlic sauce poured over freshly fried chips. I had an egg burger, which was essentially a sausage McMuffin, only on a bun, and I didn't ask what the sausage was actually stuffed with. I didn't really consider it, but after thinking about it, Ireland called them fries, not chips. Interesting. We passed by Dungarvan castle, as the more than two hours at Blarney, and the just over an hour at Barryscourt had put us well after 1 PM. I had no idea when the Waterford factory tour would end, but I knew it would be earlier than later, and it was a real priority for me.
We managed to have our own little
Cannonball Run moment, as I was trying to get past a semi as the passing lane ended, and wound up actually having to go into the other lane just a bit. That in itself wasn't bad. What was bad is that the Guarda (the Irish Police) were in the other lane just as I swerved back over into my lane. I know I saw them slow down, but I did never see them turn, and no one ever stopped us. I wasn't speeding, but I may have been doing some things that were questionable in terms of Irish road law. I was following precedent, however, as I saw several cars do the same thing around me on roads that were two lane, and they made them three. Just glad I didn't wind up in jail. :-)
We pulled in to the
Waterford Visitor Centre and got our tickets purchased for the last tour of the day that did not involve a tour bus. A tour bus went just ahead of us, and I was glad to watch them go. We had a group of about 8 total, so it was once again a bit more intiimate. Yes, we did cut it close, as we had arrived just before 4PM, but we did make the tour, and that was the important part. Colleen and I took a ton of pictures of the process, and the finished product. It was incredible. We even shot some video, but the size of that kind of thing is hard to post on a web site, so unlikely we'll be posting that out here. Afterward, the most important part, the store. We browsed around, and we agreed on three items, since we were shooting for
200 euros to get free shipping and not have to take the purchases on the plane with us. We got a pretty solid deal, honestly. I went all goofy on Colleen, and we ordered two
wine glasses just because the pattern was named Colleen. It is now special order on their web site, and the price listed there is about 25% higher than we paid at the store. I also purchased two Ryder Cup shot glasses. With the return of the Ryder Cup to Ireland, Waterford Crystal had created some items. Most were not sold directly in the U.S. and neither are they on the web site.
65 euros is probably steep for shot glasses, but then again, we got back a decent amount of the VAT since we direct shipped. We only ended up paying a minimal US Duty and didn't have to declare them on the flight home.
It was now after 6 PM. We were still
98 km from Dublin. We had another haul on our hands. We decided to stop for dinner in Carlow and found an Indian restaurant that was outstanding. We ate greedily and felt very full at the end of the meal. Back on the road, and well aware that we wouldn't be in Dublin until after dark, and that we'd probably not be in the hotel until after 10 PM. So, I pushed a little, as the road was much better between Waterford and Dublin that those we'd encountered around the West coast of the island. We missed
Carlow Castle somewhat because it was closed, but also what became the running joke. Instead of "Hey look kids! There it is Big Ben, Parliament!" it was "Hey look kids! There it is a castle, gorgeous countryside!" It was like we had seen as much of that as we could over the last several days, and we just wanted to get to civilization. :-)
Getting to the hotel ended up being another adventure. The GPS once again betrayed us, that bitch! There was a listing for a Holiday Inn Airport, and so I chose that in the system. Simple enough, right? Well, turned out that was a different Holiday Inn, and it had been purchased by Clarion. When we get to the hotel, it is heavily under renovation, and is not the right hotel. Confused, we circled the airport twice thinking we'd turned the wrong way. We stopped at a gas station, and once again we knew we were in Dublin, as the three workers were all of slavic descent, and didn't speak adequate English to be able to help us figure out where we were. In steps another Irishman to help out as best he could, looking up the hotel in his GPS as well. He gets the same address, same location. We were literally across the street from it, but that was the Clarion. We were looking for
Crowne Plaza hotels which in Europe is only quietly affiliated with Holiday Inn as a chain. At least I had the address from the reservation, and I finally swallowed my pride (and had to walk away after blowing up unecessarily at Colleen) and walked into the Clarion to see if I could find where our hotel was. Unfortunately, apparently the other hotel adjacent to the Clarion had sent its overflow to the Clarion, and now there was a large queue of people that were without rooms for the night. I started out in one of the queues, but then opted to go to the bar and see if someone working there could help. Another slavic guy that didn't know the area well enough to answer, and then the Irish bartender who did know where it was, and we weren't really as close as I thought. He guided me in the right direction, and then chided me for not staying with them. I just said based on that line, I'd never get in, and that I had already made the booking at the other hotel. We got there, and it was quite lovely. It had A/C, it had a good shower, it had a mini bar, and a lounge downstairs. We were in heaven and we got into the room, made up for my being an ass again, and headed down for more than a few pints. :-)
Got to bed a little before midnight, and knew that once again, we had driven ourselves 16 hours since we'd gotten up that morning. We were exhausted, and tomorrow was a travel day as we flew out of Dublin back to London in preparation for our flight back home. At least we felt cozy and ready to be done.
Cheers!